Archive | November 2010
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Let me preface this post by saying that I always thought that Flash Gordon was a pretty ridiculous movie. It’s single greatest contribution to the cinematic universe, letting us know what James Bond would look like if he was half-leprechaun. I mean, there isn’t a single thing about the movie that isn’t at least a […]
Well, now that the casts are in place and a crapload of profit is guaranteed… We’re going to need a bigger wheelbarrow. Now it is time to announce the directors. Which no doubt makes you giddy as a schoolboy. Now, let’s be honest. A monkey could direct this movie with this cast and this property… […]
And now it’s time to announce the casting for the parody, “Casablanka.” The Cast Role: Sam Actor: Biz Markie Producers’ Notes: “We’re really proud of ourselves on this one. And, yes, the song Sam is requested to play is ‘Just a Friend’ rather than ‘As Time Goes By.’ Sheer genius.” Role: Yvonne Actress: Sarah Silverman […]