As featured in this television documentary.
I suppose most everyone has at one time or another wanted to be someone else.
Except this guy.
Some people don’t like who they are, other people like who they are well enough, but think they would like themselves as someone else even more. As a child we dream of being doctors, firemen, astronauts,
And then we get hit with reality. Hard.
So doesn’t it make sense that it’s a little bit appealing to have some secret identity? Everyone we idolized growing up had one.
So is it really surprising that this
Or that she
wants to be her?
Not at all. But, unfortunately, that just isn’t happening. You are who you are. Chances are if you look like a moron growing up . . .
you’re going to look like an older moron when you’re an adult.
But you can have a name. A secret and private name, like a nom de plume.
Heck. You have to start somewhere, don’t you?
Edited to include a hint to the location of the walrus: The name is actually an alias.