So, in case anybody missed it, the stars in the sky have moved. As a result of this you might not have the astrological sign you think you do.
You can see more about this here. Now, I’m not a daily horoscope guy. I share a birthday with my older brother and I refuse to believe that our days are always identical.
But I am one of the many victims of this shift. I went from being an Aquarius to being a Capricorn. To visualize the ramifications:
And that’s nothing compared to what happens to the people who are now being housed in a new, thirteenth (lucky number!) sign: Ophiuchus.
That’s the last thing I want to hear from a woman at a bar. What’s your sign? Ophiuchus. I’m so sorry. How contagious is that?
Anyway, here’s a breakdown of the new dates so you can find your new sign.
Capricorn – Jan 20 to Feb 16
Aquarius – Feb 16 to Mar 11
Pisces – Mar 11 to Apr 18
Aries – Apr 18 to May 13
Taurus – May 13 to Jun 21
Gemini – Jun 21 to Jul 20
Cancer – Jul 20 to Aug 10
Leo – Aug 10 to Sep 16
Virgo – Sep 16 to Oct 30
Libra – Oct 30 to Nov 23
Scorpius – Nov 23 to Nov 29
Ophiuchus – Nov 29 to Dec 17
Sagittarius – Dec 17 to Jan 20
I’ll wrap up by wiping away a tear and waving a fond farewell to my former sign. I’ll never forget you, Aquarius. I’ll always love you.
To paraphrase White Lion, “Wait, Aquarius, Wait, I never had the chance to lover you.”