If you don’t believe it, just ask him.
Now, for those of you who don’t have the first clue who Adonis is, I present the following, which is was what he looks like to the French.
So Adonis’ DNA is found in every cell of this guy:
But, you know what, maybe he’s right. Maybe he does possess the blood of a wild animal. Which leads me to believe he isn’t the only celebrity floating around Hollywood with blood of an animal and the DNA of an ancient god.
Example, the first: Arnold Schwarzeneggar.
His DNA comes from Thor:
But his blood is pure bull shark.
Example the second: Anne Hathaway
Her DNA? Gotta be from Aphrodite, right?
But her blood, her blood is pure chihuahua.
Example number three: Ron White.
His DNA? Dionysus.
His blood, alas, is pure blobfish.
And the saddest thing is that unless he maintains a life-long regimen of chain-smoking and drinking he reverts to this form.
Example the fourth: Glenn Beck.
His DNA, I have it on good authority, is that of Hermes.
His blood runs pure naked mole rat.
Example the last. Now, this one is shocking. I hope you’re sitting down.
His DNA is from Apollo, the Sun God, the bringer of wisdom and light.
But his darkest secret is about to be exposed. His blood carries the taint of that most hideous of creatures: The Aye Aye.
But wait, maybe that’s just an unflattering angle…