Ithaca, New York is known
for many things:
Being the place where Nabakov wrote Lolita
Being the North American Seat of the Dalai Lama.
But soon it may very well be known as the cradle of crazy thanks to one man:
Giorgio did not graduate from Cornell, but he is a proud alum of Ithaca College, the other place of higher learning in Ithaca.
Who is Giorgio, you may ask?
He is the bright, shining light behind the Ancient Aliens television show on the History Channel, where every important advance or architectural marvel ever made by humanity was the result of alien intervention.
You name it, aliens are responsible for it.
The Statues at Easter Island?
Will Smith’s Career?
Mitt Romney‘s immaculately manicured lawn?
So what exactly did this fount of all things alien study in college? Biology? Astronomy? Creative Writing?
The most amazing quality about Giorgio is his hair. As the season have gone by, his hair has grown more … MORE. Check out the difference between the first and second picture above. The progress has gone on undeterred. It’s almost as if he thinks the return of aliens (probably with the intention of building some kind of solid gold pyramid) can be greatly hastened if he just uses enough hair gel.
I’d say it would be amusing to see him take a Rorschach test, but it would be too predictable.
Sigh. Well. At least you can admire his devotion to his crazy. It’s made him kind of an icon.
When will the madness stop?