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Whenever I’m down, there’s nothing like some good spam to cheer me up.

Today I had to clean out my spam folder again.

It was really starting to add up. And bleed out, apparently.

But as much as I feel the need to clear it out, I can’t help but browse through it; it’s kind of like gawking at a train wreck.

Who isn’t guilty of that once in a while?

And so I give you the highlights:

From ecigaret med nikotin:

“We are a group of volunteers and starting a brand new scheme in our community. Your site offered us with valuable information to paintings on. You’ve done a formidable job and our whole group will likely be thankful to you.”

I gave them valuable information to paintings on and they will only “likely be thankful” to me?  That’s gratitude for you.

From Mr. Backup Tool:

“That is really fascinating, You’re an overly professional blogger. I have joined your feed and stay up for seeking extra of your excellent post. Additionally, I have shared your web site in my social networks.”

Yes, I also consider myself overly professional.  I really need to turn it down a notch or two.  But even if I do, Mr. Tool, I hope you continue to “stay up for seeking extra” of my excellent post.

From Desktop Virtualisierung:

“Wow, wonderful weblog structure! How long have you ever been running a blog for? you made blogging glance easy. The total look of your web site is great, let alone the content!”

I aspire to make everything “glance easy.”  It’s so nice when someone recognizes it.

From Mr. Hanh Warholic:

“hello!,I like your writing very a lot! share we keep up a correspondence more about your article on AOL? I require a specialist on this house to solve my problem. May be that is you! Taking a look ahead to peer you.”

Well, Mr. Warholic, I like your last name very a lot!  I don’t use AOL, and I find it strange that you know I am a specialist in solving this house your problem since I have never admitted to that publicly, yet may be that is me!  I’ll peer ahead you later, after I solve your house problem.

From wedding dresses denver:

“Thanks, I have ended up searching for information on this topic for ages and yours is the best I’ve identified till today. But, what about the conclusion? Are an individual sure in regards to the source?”

This individual are very sure in regards to the source.  Very sure in regards, indeed.  I’m hurt that an individual is unsure in regards to my sources, as my sources are–and always have been–sure individual sources.  Perhaps you should just go to that other source you found today that was better in information sources on this topic if you find my sources unsure.

And lastly from celebrity wholesale dresses:

“Hey our purposes simply really like your stunning blog thank you and please follow it”

Wholesale dresses clearly have no need for punctuation.  I’m not sure that purposes can like blogs, even simply stunning ones such as my own, let alone follow them.  But I am intrigued.

And that’s it for the best of this week’s spam.  I am upset that both eight-inch penis and contact sex did not comment again.  I fear that I may have rubbed them the wrong way.

Okay, it was a bad joke, but not THAT bad.


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