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It’s amazing how quickly the time flies by. It seems like only a year has passed since the last time I saw this many jack-o-lanterns on display. The weak are meat and the strong do eat. Halloween is my least favorite Holiday. It is only rivaled by “Imperialism by White Europeans is Awesome!” Day. Also, […]
As I waited for my coffee and bagel this morning, the thought occurred to me that the world is filled with a great many mediocre people. The one standing in front of me was NOT a natural green-head. I was the sixth person in line at the register and the five people in front of […]
“Hey, Honey, I found a nice seashell here!” “That’s nothing, Dear. I just found a humongous eyeball.”
I’m not a huge beach person. I was born pale and grow more translucent with each passing year. I burn more easily than tissue paper. This happens to me when I check the mail. So it’s not at all surprising that when someone found a giant eyeball on the beach, that person was not me. […]